{you know what helps curb an appetite? mold}

that's right.  mold.  so we all know i've been failing trying to lose weight.  so i now have an egg white and turkey bacon breakfast sandwich from my starbucks when i'm too lazy to walk to the back of the store to get something better sometimes.  today i ordered my sandwich and was sitting here doing mad hard work.  and i looked down. 

what goes through my head:

mold.  wait, mold?  no.  that can't be mold.  is that mold?  omfg i just ate half of this.  how much mold did i just eat?  is that why it tasted weird?  does mold have a taste?  wait, is it mold?  that looks like mold.  that looks like that weird white crap on the bottom of bread sometimes.  flour.  yeah flour.  but this is a whole wheat muffin.  that looks green.  green.  mold is green.  omg that's mold.  that's really mold?  is it mold?  omg i don't know.  yeah.  yeah.  yeah.  yeah.  definitely mold.  definitely.

so i do what anybody would do and bring it back out to starbucks to show the barista.  omg she says.  is that mold?  really?  weird.  and she checks the rest.  they look fine.  and now, out in different light, in front of someone, i don't know if it's really mold.

mold?  is it mold?  this looks like mold but this looks like something else.  different mold?  maybe i'm just paranoid.  am i paranoid?  i feel sick.  do i really feel sick?  mold.  ughhh.  she doesn't think it's mold.  she thinks i'm crazy.  am i crazy?  am i that person?  omg i just brought out my half eaten sandwich and pointed at spots on it that probably aren't even mold.  i am crazy.  i am that person.  omg i'm that crazy old lady with the hunchback that complains about every little thing.  i don't want to be her.  but it was mold.  right?

right at the very point when i'm pointing at the parts that i think are mold, a guest walks up and says "oh no, is there something wrong with the breakfast sandwiches?  i was just going to get one."

"no." i say.  "i'm just paranoid".  cause, now i'm not sure.

what i am sure of, when the barista asks if i want a new one, I DO NOT.  i can't possibly go through that crazy in my head again.

thanks though.

{on the plus side, this should help with my daily intake for toay.}

{insta-friday...7/27}

hey y'all! i've been saying that a lot lately huh? actually i say that a lot anyways. weird. anywho, how has your week been? i missed insta-friday and my weekly vlog that i link up to rags to stitches for. hoping to maybe get one done later in the week. i know you all love to see me. :)

here are some pics i took this week....

i've been trying to drink lots and lots of water. this cup is perfect for that. i've also been throwing some fresh cut up lemons and limes in there. for one, lemons are supposed to help boost your metabolism and for two, it makes the water yummier. win. win.

i'm sure you've heard that we went to a hot air balloon festival. or not depending on where you're visiting the blog from. if you're a newbie, hi newbie!!!! thanks for stopping by!

this is me. completely. i HAVE TO HAVE this shirt.

my god she is cute, silly and perfect.

this salad was amazeballsing.

her hand foot and mouth is going away but in it's wake is super bad eczema skin since we haven't been able to put anything on it.

yesterday we went to big bass pro shops for the first time. it was cool.

how's that last one for an awkward photo huh? lol.

and yes, i made them smile in front of the moose!

finally, i started my own linky party. fauxlaroid thursday. please link up your favorite pics as polaroids. i show you how to do it easy peasy in {this} post.

{what do you think of this? too big? too small? not cute???}

{disney via el iphoneo...day one}

get used to it.  i took one billion one million photos with my phone.  i'm gonna unload them here because i'm an over sharer.  we've already talked about that.  :)  so here you go.  if you're not a disney fan, you should go now and stay away for a week or two.  just saying.

let's start with day one!  :)

we had an early flight. like 6 am early. big thanks to my mom who came and stayed the night with the kids so we could sneak out in the early hours and have more time to enjoy there.

1. a plane.  2. us in an elevator.  3. obligatory feet shot.

1. starbucks!  2. us on the plane.  3.  a plane.

1. us on the plane. 2. aren't they nice to put little pockets on the plane for my treats? 3.lisa loving the window seat.

1. 2. and 3. view from plane window.  :)

1. lisa excited about using the magical express!  2. welcome center this way. 3. mickey feet!

1. us in line for the ME.  2. let the memories begin! 3. the wallpaper at the desk of the hotel.

1. 2. 3. pretty hotel stuff.

1. the beignet lady! 2. the beignets! 3. mickey waffles!

1. tickets 2. pretty hotel again 3. we were celebrating!

1. us, again. 2. the beignet lady again! 3. eddie and janelle are here!

1. food court shot. 2. cupcake shot. 3. those refillable mugs were the best thing ever.

1. 2. vinylmation! 3. espn store

1. 2. 3. cookes of dublin.  it was our first time.  it was really good.

1. lisa smiling at something. 2. 3. eddie and janelle getting their pin on.

1. boat back to the resort. 2. fulton's. 3. donning a life vest.

1. me and her. 2. treehouse villas! 3. el capitano.

1. view of the back of our resort. 2. resort prettyness. 3. our lane.

1. our room. 2. towel mickey. 3. me.

1. our first ride of the trip. 2. pretty. 3. remind anyone else of 50 shades of grey???!

1. zipadee doo da! 2. the mountain of splash. 3. lisa's favorite ride ever. ;)

1. purple castle. 2. dinner tradition. 3. mickey on the bathroom floor.

1. space mountain. 2. starport. 3. get ready!

1. fun. 2. fun. 3. fun.

1. magna doodle heaven. 2. i am buzz lightyear, space ranger. 3. janeddie.

1. lisa 2. me. 3. us.

and that's the end of day one.  four more days to go!  i know you're excited!!!!!!!!!!